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'Never paid a cent': Witty student calls the university's bluff, breaking the parking permit system by refusing to pay for tickets 1

Construction worker offers former micromanager a job, setting the record straight and teaching him a valuable lesson in humility despite of the claim that he will ‘never amount to anything’ 2

'One day, I had a belligerent customer come in': Teenage cashier gets back at impolite retail customer 3

'You were not qualified': Job candidate messages interviewer to decline role, receives unhinged response in return 4

Property owner devises a plan to get back at the county after they tried to steal 3,750 square feet of his land: ‘They won’t be extending the road after all' 5

'Look it up': Customer talks himself out of a price-match and has to pay more when retail associate looks it up and realizes it's against their policy 6

25 Technology Memes for the Employees in Need of Tech Support 1

29 Interview Memes for Job Seekers Fed Up with the Search 2

30+ Perilously parked cars and teetering trucks 3

French Fry Freddie and Goose Willis: 30 Pets with hilariously weird names 4

Client humbles micromanager in front of entire team after micromanager tries to teach staff member a lesson in business etiquette 5

'Couldn't remember groomsmen, went with dudesmaids instead': 20+ Times forgetful people made up their own words 6