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Construction worker offers former micromanager a job, setting the record straight and teaching him a valuable lesson in humility despite of the claim that he will ‘never amount to anything’ 1

Property owner devises a plan to get back at the county after they tried to steal 3,750 square feet of his land: ‘They won’t be extending the road after all' 2

'You were not qualified': Job candidate messages interviewer to decline role, receives unhinged response in return 3

'Never paid a cent': Witty student calls the university's bluff, breaking the parking permit system by refusing to pay for tickets 4

'One day, I had a belligerent customer come in': Teenage cashier gets back at impolite retail customer 5

HOA intervenes in fight over limited parking space, enforces new rule to get back at frustrating resident: 'Now [he] has to park his car far from his front door for at least 1 year' 6

25 Technology Memes for the Employees in Need of Tech Support 1

29 Interview Memes for Job Seekers Fed Up with the Search 2

Client humbles micromanager in front of entire team after micromanager tries to teach staff member a lesson in business etiquette 3

French Fry Freddie and Goose Willis: 30 Pets with hilariously weird names 4

30+ Perilously parked cars and teetering trucks 5

'I have the power to make your lives inconvenient': Employee promises to make coworkers work lives harder if they continue to leave spoiled food in the fridge, telling them to 'clean up after themselves' 6