Set Phasers to LOL

YOU SEE, CAPTAIN, M5 BROUGHT US TO ALPHA CARINA 9 AS EASILY AS HUMANS COULD HAVE. IN FACT, IF I ORDERED THE M5 TO DO SO, WE'D INCREASE SPEED TO WARP 9 AND JUST FLY RIGHT INTO THE FRIGGIN' THING BECAUSE YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT I'M JUST BATSHIT CRAZY.