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Construction worker offers former micromanager a job, setting the record straight and teaching him a valuable lesson in humility despite of the claim that he will ‘never amount to anything’ 1

'Never paid a cent': Witty student calls the university's bluff, breaking the parking permit system by refusing to pay for tickets 2

'Look it up': Customer talks himself out of a price-match and has to pay more when retail associate looks it up and realizes it's against their policy 3

'You were not qualified': Job candidate messages interviewer to decline role, receives unhinged response in return 4

'One day, I had a belligerent customer come in': Teenage cashier gets back at impolite retail customer 5

HOA intervenes in fight over limited parking space, enforces new rule to get back at frustrating resident: 'Now [he] has to park his car far from his front door for at least 1 year' 6

25 Technology Memes for the Employees in Need of Tech Support 1

29 Interview Memes for Job Seekers Fed Up with the Search 2

30+ Perilously parked cars and teetering trucks 3

French Fry Freddie and Goose Willis: 30 Pets with hilariously weird names 4

'Couldn't remember groomsmen, went with dudesmaids instead': 20+ Times forgetful people made up their own words 5

'I have the power to make your lives inconvenient': Employee promises to make coworkers work lives harder if they continue to leave spoiled food in the fridge, telling them to 'clean up after themselves' 6