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'We won't serve you until you pay the bill': Dine and dash family returns to restaurant in attempt to do it again, manager makes sure they pay what they owe 1

'You can kiss your weekend hiking trips goodbye': Manager maliciously decries worker's desire for their weekends ordering them to work 6 days a week 2

A Hobbit's Helping of 34 Lord of the Rings Memes to Scroll Over Second Breakfast (April 25, 2024) 3

'Never gonna happen': Micromanager assigns overworked employee more responsibilities, then cuts his pay in half, leading employee to leave company high and dry 4

30 Relationship Memes for Adorable Women Who Love Driving Their Partners Crazy 5

20 Construction and DIY Flaws That Lack All Common Sense 6

35 Gen X Memes for 80's Kids Raised on Hose Water (April 24, 2024) 1

Pspspsps 2

Comical Collection of 'Not My Cat' Moments When Humans Were Delighted To Welcome An Unexpected Feline Visitor 3

Purrpetually hungry 4

Mmm delicious 5

Monorail cat 6