You Can Now Anonymously Send Women a Cleaning Kit for Their Lady Bits

Who's making halibut for dinner?

Is there a special lady in your life who caught a sudden case of temporary Alzheimers and forgot to give her nethers the ol' washeroo? Now you can send her a package that your package will be grateful for! For the low, low price of $14.99, Wash Your Box will send your lady friend a kit filled with everything she needs to make her box smell like Alpine spring! No muss, no fuss, and no hurt feelings (at least, no hurt feelings directed at you...).

Yahtzee!