Forget Dessert These Two Shirtless Titans of Industry Prefer an After-Dinner Tasing

Please, tase me, bro?

Here's an insane video of two bald men playing with a taser. It seems they have finished eating dinner and decided that 10,000 volts of electricity pairs well with chicken, fish, or beef. 

Most would settle for a fine after-dinner cocktail or a nice port. These bald men like the smooth body of flavor that comes from the electric shock of a taser. Frankly, I wish I loved anything as much as these two shirtless men love tasing each other. 

via Bo Burnham