Vivian the Black Lab Has a Hilariously Inappropriate Instagram Account

When Vivian isn't tearing up everything in sight, she's updating her Instagram with the attitude of a sassy teenager. I mean, this is her bio: "I'm black. I poop outside. I love to tear shit up." Vivian is clearly one of a kind.

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Glad she covered me up. I know some of you male labs out there would be stalking me.

Via @vivianblacklab
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I stole and ate a whole chicken tonight from the kitchen. I'm prolly gonna need a new home. Anyone want an out-of-control black lab?

Via @vivianblacklab
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Has anyone seen my toothpaste?

Via @vivianblacklab
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This thing reminds me of my antler toy, but there's shit moving around inside of it, so no thanks.

Via @vivianblacklab
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Tons of energy this morning. Probably because I had explosive diarrhea all over the Owners' office.

Via @vivianblacklab
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How labs properly dismount a sofa.

Via @vivianblacklab
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This is what I live for... besides chasing balls and water activity of any kind.

Via @vivianblacklab