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'We can't let our dog outside if we're not on break': Boss demands work-from-home employees text him every time they leave their desks, inspires malicious compliance solutions 1

‘Let’s save our time and end this interview': Job candidate walks out of interview after being grilled by interviewer who undermined their experience for the job and demanded they up their game 2

‘Either move or I’ll move you': Woman on flight demands passenger give up his seat after learning the airline double-booked the spot, leading to a dispute when flight attendant steps in 3

Coworker gets final raise after 10 years at the company, resigns and gets 15% salary bump at new job: 'Loyalty will make you poor' 4

A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs (May 8, 2024) 5

40+ Star Wars Memes for Aficionados of the Force (May 8, 2024) 6

Toez 1

And accurate 2

Ew humans 3

Thanks 4

A Catalog of 28 Memes to Browse Through While Pretending to Work 5

No squirrels 6