"Trying to think of something to say to me before I've had my first cup of coffee in the morning? Some things are better left unsaid. Some eyes are better left in their sockets."

'He agreed to buy me replacements... then backtracked': Brother refuses to cancel sibling's debt after his kids ruin expensive art supplies 1

'We won't serve you until you pay the bill': Dine and dash family returns to restaurant in attempt to do it again, manager makes sure they pay what they owe 2

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'He would shut off the hot water while I was in the shower': Husband bans wife, 12 and 14-year old sons from showering more than twice a week, claims it's for the environment 4

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Simple 3

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If you can't read it, ask your pharmacist to translate. 5

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