This Teen Just Skydived to Ask a Girl to Prom And I Want To Time Travel to Kill My Former Self Now

Kids these days just do the damndest things, man. I thought it was an elaborate ploy to spell a chick's name out in a cake, intentionally humilate oneself on a stage with a bare-chested proclamation/question; but no, we had to break through the ceiling and head for heights better left unexplored...Big ups, bro. Big ups.