Parentz
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(Looking at his baby picture) Me: Awe, that's cute. You're in a dress! Dad: That was my Christe...
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Mom: I always wear my good lingerie to the airport. Just in case I have to go through the big sca...
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Mom:"Put the cat down. PUT IT DOWN. PUT THE… screw it. It’ll hurt you and that’s how you will lea...
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Dad: Ok, now remember the rule about eating muffins. Me: What's that? Dad: Don't count how many...
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Dad: Felatio? isn't that ice cream? Me: Don't you mean gelato? Dad: Yeah that, i was close!
