(my aunt had just gotten pregnant, and my 3 year old brothers asked about the baby inside her. I was trying to answer them without telling them something that couldn't be repeated at preschool.) me: women have a special room inside them where the baby grows......(continues explaining) uncle ralph: and then in 9 months the baby will burst through her chest and she'll die a horrible bloody death (little brothers start crying) me: what is wrong with you?! uncle ralph: what?