Pfffft! If you notice, I balanced things up nicely!
I swiped 'em ALL from a book written by a woman, anyway, so bitch at her, not me!
Barbara Pease; 'Why women can't read road-maps'..heh! heh!
Ahh! THERE you are, you 'orrible woman! Fancy leaving your swain dangling by his bits waiting for a message!
Anyhoo..take a look at my new lols before I burn dinner.
You have neck problems, bubba? Prolly from stickin' it out too far...*snork*
You can always e-mail me, if your queue of suitors allow you to get to the ol' pedal-powered PC...!