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  • "[Patty Hearst] sitting quietly—dreamily, inwardly— on the floor beside her mother's chair as a teenager, staring off into the mists of Girl Land."

  • "Taking away the Internet connection in her bedroom is one of the greatest gifts a parent can give a daughter."

  • "She is a creature designed for a richly lived interior life in a way that most boys are not."

  • "…The one thing punks can't stand is coming under the authority and scrutiny of a powerful adult male."

  • "Girls with a father at home always fare better in the dating world."

  • "Indeed, during the very years that patriarchy has been most seriously eroded, we have seen a cult of mortification of the flesh take root among teenage girls."

  • "As anyone remotely connected to prom understands... the event has moved beyond a dance, beyond a night of sexual initiation, into some kind of bacchanalia that defies most adults' abilities to understand it."

  • "Today, girls often anticipate menstruation with excitement."

  • "Girl Land is drenched in romance."

  • "The impulse to relive a date in a secret journal seems to be an overwhelmingly feminine one."

  • "She is a creature designed for a richly lived interior life in a way that most boys are not."

  • "Taking away the Internet connection in her bedroom is one of the greatest gifts a parent can give a daughter."

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