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  • I was helping stain a fence with my dad the other day. A few hours into the job, the neighbor's t...
  • Me: So, last night, I had this crazy dream- Mom: Oh yeah? So did Martin Luther King, Jr. And he...
  • (Boyfriend fell asleep on the couch. I poke him, trying to wake him up.) BF: DONT TOUCH THAT D...
  • Mom: It's the endtimes... Raining every day in the desert, floods, fires, earthquakes, tornadoes....
  • Me: Dad, stop yelling at the TV! Dad: I'm not going to stop yelling until they listen to me!
  • Someone at work had brought their 5 year old daughter with them to the office today. During lunch...