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CletusDelToro

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  • GARDENING HATS

  • Imagine a world where all politicians were mimes. The upside is we wont hear anymore bullshit. The downside is no one is going to listen to a damned mime.

  • So I see you've kept my rug- guess not all my decisions were wrong huh?

  • It took two men to help me button my vest; this time last year that number was four. Thanks Weight Watchers!

  • BECKY

  • I'd rather us devise a test to see if there is in fact a heaven for us to go to.

  • The earliest generation of Stepford wives were riddled with bugs and defects. Apple has since corrected these errors.

  • ...but why name it Prince Albert?

  • LITTLE TRAMP

  • Always the maverick, John is a big fan of the "aggressive flirt" tactic.

  • Hey- Dick, What's my line again?

  • Sorry Joe, I can't hear your whining over the sound of my AWESOMENESS!

  • Jolly, or Batshit Crazy? You decide.

  • POLIO

  • Outhouse Detail

  • See people- we need a pro football retirement home where these old bastards can still play eachother on a subpar level so this shit doen't ever effect the NFL again!

  • AIR BRUSHING

  • HEALTH CARE

  • Enzyte

  • OVER QUALIFIED

  • She just saw the new cigarette tax increase.

  • DARTBOARDS

  • Don't f*** with granny's Medicare

  • Listen, if I was still relevant I wouldn't have to resort to this negative mudslinging. It's all the damn liberal media's fault that people are upset about the "death panels" I fabrica- I mean warned you about.

  • BLIND IGNORANCE

  • The sad thing is, if you've seen the movies, you know he's one of the more normal looking Cenobites- if you haven't seen them, you have no clue what the hell a Cenobite is.

  • Captain, there seems to be a malfunction with the ship's Lite Brite, I recomend making an immediate stop at the nearest Toys R Us.

  • The sad thing is he's one of the Obama health care plan protesters.

  • FAKING IT

  • God-damnit! Every time I sit down to Sith the fucking doorbell rings!

 
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