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I couldn't carry the footlong...

Wow, I didn't think he would try and rebuild it a TENTH time.

Can't sleep, that stupid Meow Mix song is stuck in my head again!

Good Catch!

Contains parts that may be harmful to children under 3,

U can come out nao monday's gone

Oooo kay

Some days everything looks better this way.

Have u ever smelt a smell so bad that your nose tried to hide inside your head?

It's da same horrible nitemare - da girl wit da basket of goodies, da red hood, but now she gots a bazooka!

Sad, really.

Bonkers knew the signs well. Soon he would be dressed in riduculous costumes. After that...well, it was best that he leave the house before then.

You will get sprinkles and you will like it!

Dude, dat waz awsum! I've never SEEN mai hoomin run across teh CEILING B4!

Box of ebil iz napping. Pls to come bak laters for pain an suffering.

U mite wanna refink ur gaem of "tease teh sharp-ended quadriped."

UNPACKED WITH SHEER TERROR

I should prolly tell de nice fireman I already rescued myself.

ID

No can talk. In time-out. Stoopid hoomans. Couch looks better on fire.

All right, but this is the last time I trim your nails.

Forget it. The last time you said we were wrestling I ended up having 8 kittens.

Man doesn't the poodle next door ever quit his romantic escapades? I'd hate to be that garden gnome right now!

GIT UR CAMERA READY. GOGGIE JUST CHASED DA MAILMAN UP A TREE.

Must not kill

Plz have next year's fraternity reunion somewhere else, OK?

Yur flashlite in heer nawt wurkin.

I prefer the term "obedience-challenged."

They won't find your body in a dumpster... They'll find your body in SEVERAL dumpsters.

Dere I wuz, mindin mai biznez

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