JaguarKitteh

By JaguarKitteh on Apr 28, 2015 at 2:30 PM

Hiya Lawah! guess who! itz been a long tyme but aiz wanted twe say Hiya!

By Lawah on Feb 10, 2013 at 12:56 PM

Hiayh! Haw beh yew? hope yew beh well adn wurks beh guds! sawree ai wus awai fur a bitteh, wus lawts ob wurk moobiing hawse, ai tinks is awl fynlee duns! phew! *huggs adn lubbs* =^;^=

By JaguarKitteh on Dec 24, 2012 at 7:48 AM

Merry Christmas!

By Lawah on Jun 16, 2012 at 12:56 PM

Hiyah! Haw beh yew? hopes yew beh gud and habbing fun! Ai been sew busi wit mai wurks adt ai didnt see ai hada FP!!! ai wus berri surprised! Weh habs ralli heer dis week sew ai had tu gets lawts ob cars redi...is alsew berri kold pleh weavurs! *huggs adn schmoos* =^;^=

By JaguarKitteh on Jun 15, 2012 at 7:01 PM

congrats awn ur FP! whoot whoot! hop u ben habin a gud weak! shmoo and headbonks twe U! :P

By JaguarKitteh on May 18, 2012 at 4:02 PM

oooo yum nummy! dis hawt chokalite berri gud! ifin u knead sum hawt weather aiz kin awlwais wishyify awl dis hawt georgia sun ons u! hehehe! wun dai hawt next dai kold! wees hab da crazi weather heer! kin nawt mak up its mynd ifin its wynter ors summer! hehe!

By Lawah on May 18, 2012 at 2:54 PM

Ohhh goodee...car payd off!! ai lubbs dat feelin...ai got myne payd off a cupplol ob yeers ago...is berri gud feeling! Sawree yew habs sew mush wurks, butt(!) lykes yew sae...is teh munies needed...sew is gud yew habs teh wurks! Ai agrees kolds adn pleh weavurs needs tu goes awai *lawah gibs pleh weavurs stink eey* *lawah snugguls in lublee flooffe blankeee* tankees....*passes JK speshul Hawt Chawklit wit Baileys in* *huggs adn schmoos* =^;^=

By JaguarKitteh on May 18, 2012 at 2:29 PM

aiz ben werkin twe muhc! butt (!) aiz knead da moneies sew nawt twe bad! aiz payd mei car off sew aiz hab lil mo money dis month YAY! bestest car is wun dat is payd off! aiz glad twe heer u hab da werk! ans u ben habin gud tymes, awl dat kold knead twe goes awai afinkso! ben rainy heer offs and ons butt mostly sunni and prettified skies! *gibs Lawah neice warm floffy blanky twe curl ups on) now awl u knead is da hawt chokolite! hehehe schmoo twe U!

By Lawah on May 18, 2012 at 1:36 PM

YAY!!!! *hedbonks schmoos adn huggs* JK is bak!!!! *dansdansdans* gud tu heer frum yew agin, adn sew gud tu heer yew duing gudgud tuu! hopes yew gettin wundermuss sunnishyne weavurs. weh habs pleh klowdee dull adn kolds heer. Ai beh habbin a gud munth tankees, ai askulli habs a bit ob wurks sew is gud....haw beh yew? *huggs* =^;^=

By JaguarKitteh on May 18, 2012 at 1:30 PM

ohai Lawah! aiz nawt seed u ins long tyme! mai puter was down fo a while, aiz jut gotted it fixified! now aiz bak! hop u ben habin a gud month! aiz doin otay now! aiz hab da happi awl da tyme! schmoo ans headbonks twe U! :)

By Lawah on Apr 7, 2012 at 2:42 PM

Ai tinks yew beh berri beri rite, him nawt worff yewr tyme...nawt talks tu him no mor cos hims stoppin yew frum movin awn tu meetin Mr Rite!!!! He is awt dere!!!! Ob cawrse ai reeli cares fur yew!!! *hudj huggs* Tankees fur awl yewr gud wishes fur meh tuu! Hopes yew habs mush bettur awn teh neggest dae tuu! Dat whi ai lubbs dat sawng....weh mayde it thru wun mor yeer....well du eberiwun!!!! Weh awl in neu playce alredi tudae!!! *huggs adn lubbs* =^;^=

By JaguarKitteh on Apr 7, 2012 at 2:19 PM

oooo aiz lik da cherry tree song! hard twe believe dat wun hole year awlredi gone bi! wees awl be ins da new place nexty year twe!

By JaguarKitteh on Apr 7, 2012 at 2:04 PM

yesh! u r rite! hem nawt car bout mei afink! hem use same excuse eberityme! hem sick hem sai! butt nawt goe to doctor, aiz nawt tawk twe hem animor afinkso nawt worff mei tyme, butt ons twe better fings. dis twe shall pass! aiz hab da happi dat u car fo mei! wishin u ans urs berri happi dai ans a better on da morrow! afinkso! :P

By Lawah on Apr 7, 2012 at 1:07 PM

Oh noes ai sew sawree *hudj higgs* *gibbs fello big kik in shins* ai sew sawree tu heers dat stupee fello messed arawnd wit yewr feelings agin...hims will keeps duin it noe mattur haw kute he mite beh, oar haw sawree he klaims he is afturwards. dere beh mani mor wundermuss gui out dere dat wuld beh luki tu habs sumwun as wundermuss as yew beh!!!!! hang in dere...lyke dat kitteh awn teh branch in teh postur! hopes yew enjoin sunni shyne adn eetin lawts ob chawklit!!! dis tyme ob yeer ai alwais tinks ob dis sawng http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5cuPSYZUbc hopes yew lykes it!!! *Huggs adn lubbs* =^;^=

By JaguarKitteh on Apr 7, 2012 at 11:22 AM

ohai Lawah! sorree aiz nawt ben heer twe muhc! afink aiz hab da depressions! mei fello dat aiz lik berri muhc playin wiff mei heart and aiz gotted it hurt again! hem sai hem come twe see mei den nawt show up!mak mei berri sad! aiz hop u r doin gud! wees hab dat crazi wedder heer twe! last week it gots to 90 degrees heer den affer da rain it gotted cole! 42 last nite. bbrrrrr! butt da sun shtill shines and berri beautimuss todai! aiz hop u hab da gud Easter! muhc wub twe U! >^;^<

By Lawah on Apr 4, 2012 at 1:43 PM

Hiyah!! Haw beh yew? hopes yew beh well adn enjoin spwring weavurs...weh habs summer last week adn wintur dis week...adn ai hasa confuzzuled! *huggsa dn schmoos* =^;^=

By Lawah on Mar 14, 2012 at 1:58 PM

Hiyah!! Yeps tyme flies bai sew fast...is halb wae thru Martch awlredi! hopes yew beh habbin a gud week tu adn boss beh less narkee...ai habs wurks dis week sew is gud...lawts ob cars adn truck want writtin awn dem fur teh Paddy's Dae parades! ohhh Sawnds lyke gud fun in Savannah!!! yew can alwais drinks wen yew getts bak home aftur...oar can yew stai obur at frendz oar a motel? sawnds berri gud fun anihow! yew shuld go! *gigglols* berri gud...Bo Peep! *snerk* awww ai lubbs littlo piggletts tu...watch yewr toes adn ankuls fur bein nibbuled on wit sharp teefs! goats beh berri kute tuu! hopes yew dunts wurks tuu hard!!! habs a wundermuss week!!! *huggs adn lubbs* =^;^=

By JaguarKitteh on Mar 13, 2012 at 2:34 PM

ohai Lawah! noe itz bees Tues! whew tyme flies! afinkso! hop u r habin da gud weak! aiz gonna tri twe goes twe da St Patricks day feastivity in Savannah, maibei, maibei, aiz nawt drink kasue aiz bees dribin! butt afink wud be phun! aiz wub da lil lambs! aiz kawl u noe Lil bo peep! heheh! wees hab lambs awn mei granny momma kitteh farm twe! hur used twe hab da big farm, butt noe it lil farm! hur hab da goats and lil piggys twe! hop u hab da gud rest ob weak! schmoo twe U! >^;^<

By Lawah on Mar 10, 2012 at 1:24 PM

Hiyah!! wow dat sawnds lyke wundermuss weavurs. gudgud tu heer dat yew beh habbin a wundermus Caturdae...yew gots ani plans tu go aniwheer tu enjoi weavurs, oar jus chillax at home adn enjoi sunnishyne? Weh habs sunnishyne heer tu! AI wus at a farm dis mornin wit lots ob neu born lambses...youngest wus 5 mins old...awl wobblee adn cute adn gooey...Momewe luked tired adn prawd! *hedbonks adn schmoss* =^;^=

By JaguarKitteh on Mar 10, 2012 at 12:30 PM

ohai Lawah! hoe bees u todai! berri beautiful heer today! 69 degrees ans sun shines, blue sky! waht cud bees better! hop u r habin da gud Caturdai! schmoo ans headbonks twe U! >^;^<

By Lawah on Mar 7, 2012 at 3:42 PM

Hiyah!!! yeps bossez beh lyke dat...butt(!) eben if dere wyfee beh habbin constant fuebur hedache *snerk* oar him boss duin sayme tu hims....is no eggskuse fur hims tu du it tu yew!!! espeshulli if yew beh wurkin sew hard anihaw!!! Still no sign ob Gingur...ai wunderin if hims ran awai, adn sumwun said...is dis yewr cat heer...adn peeps came tu collekt hims bak agin? hopes wurks nawt sew stressful fur yew noaw!!! *lawts ob lubbs adn huggs bak tu yew* *huggs adn schmoos adn noseboops* =^;^=

By JaguarKitteh on Mar 7, 2012 at 3:00 PM

ohai Lawah! fank q sew muhc fo carin fo mei! hem nawt bad butt hem blo steam offs aiz guess, aiz unnershtand wheer hem comin frum butt hem nawt hab twe nick mei hiney fo itz either! aiz nawt bad, awl mei werk done fo aiz does anifing, aiz fink hem wife had da headache! hehehehe! dat awlwais put dem ins da bad mood! afinkso! hoe u bees? u get ani gud werk? hab Ginger kitteh showed up dis week yet? aiz hop hur hab found gud hom butt U nebber noe, dey jut roam sumtymes! gud twe heer frum U! muhc wub cross da wabes! headbonks and purrrrs! >^;^<

By Lawah on Mar 3, 2012 at 12:08 PM

Hiyah!!! sew sawree yew habs sucha busi adn hard weke wit boss naggin adn fussin obur eberiting...hopes he happiur awn Moandae tuu!! Is funni, Gingur kitteh wus eberiwhher las week, butt(!) ai nawt seen him awl dis week, eithur hims real humins came hawme adn hims nawt roamin hungree, oar sumwun else habs adoptified him adn keeps him indoors....ai hasa littlol sad cos he wus sew lubbing, butt(!) if hims is safe adn happi dats awl dat matturs. Hopes yew enjoing gud weavurs tuu! Happi Caturdae!! *huggs adn schmoos* =^;^=

By JaguarKitteh on Mar 2, 2012 at 4:07 PM

ohai Lawah! aiz sorre aiz nawt get bak wiff u, ginger sound lik a fyne name fo lil yello kitteh! aiz hab da buzi weak! whew! bozz ons eberiwun hiney! butt hem jut unner lots ob pressure sew aiz tak in stride! butt does waht hem sai- u noe? maibi hem hab da gud weekendings ans feal better ons mondai! pleh! hop u hab ben gud and enjoying ur gud weather! schmoo and headbonks twe U! :P

By Lawah on Feb 26, 2012 at 11:02 AM

Gingur Tom wus rawnd agin tudae, hims inhaled noms adn spent awl dae sleepin on sofa. Hims mite beh known as Gingur...mai hubbiecat lykes teh nayme. *passes hudj bowl ob fancee ice kreems tu JK* wus sunni heer tu, a gud lazee sunni dae. *huggs adn lubbs* =^;^=

By JaguarKitteh on Feb 26, 2012 at 10:52 AM

oooh bat berri gud ob u to adoptitfiy knew kitteh, u shud name hem sunni! kaus u fynded hem ons da sunni dai! berri sunni heer ons dis Sundai! mak mei want ice creem noe! heheh! hop u habin gud dai! schmoo! >^;^<

By Lawah on Feb 25, 2012 at 12:20 PM

Oh gudgud tu heer dat she beh ok adn neerli dun hut PT! Is a gud Caturdae here tankees, chillaxin adn enjoin sunni weavurs....ai tink ai mite habs bin adoptified bai a neu kitteh...hims a beautimuss gingur tom...habs tu fynd out if hims owned bai aniwun...butt(!) ai tinks hims been left behynd bai sumwun. *schmoos adn huggs* =^;^=

By JaguarKitteh on Feb 25, 2012 at 10:02 AM

oh fank q fo askin bout mommacat- hur doin gud! fink hur jut bout finish hur PT (pysical therapy) but hur metted sum gud peopl dat hep hur hynd nawt walk twe gud! hopu r habin da GREAT Caturdai! whoot whoot! schomoo ans headbonks twe U !!!!! >^;^<

By Lawah on Feb 24, 2012 at 4:44 PM

Whi kant wurks be sumwheer inbetween wut weh habs... less oburloaded dan yewr wurkload ...adn a bit mor wurk dan wut ai habs....jus steadi adn constant wit no jugglin akts adn impossibul deadlines. Wow yew has sew hawt weavurs fur FEB dat kraze! Haw beh yewr Momcats knee...ai hope hur beh awl well adn runnin arawnd agin! *hedbonks adn schmoos* =^;^=

By JaguarKitteh on Feb 24, 2012 at 3:02 PM

Ohai Lawah! Yesh! aiz haz a happi dat u weer finkin ob mei! werk dribin mei crazi afinkso! aiz nawt noe what next? dey will fink ob sumting! aiz fink we hab da early spring twe! it wuz 74 heer today! crazi fo Feb yesh! aiz hop dat u get much werk next week! sumtymes aiz nawt fink hoe lucky aiz am twe hab dis crazi job aniwai! aiz bet it bees beautimuss dere wiff awl comin bac twe life! hop u hab da great weekend! finally! whoot whoot! headbonks twe U! :P