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  • Fail Sled

  • Captain Fine says:  Thrusters on Full!

  • But I asked Santa for a BB-gun!

  • Bones, if I wear a Santa hat, do you think Uhura would...

  • There is...   a...  Santa Claus.

  • No, Kirk, it's not a fireplace.  No, Santa didn't need a way to get out.  And no, you can't have the cookies instead.

  • Sensors show an unidentified flying object. Nine life forms, one humanoid.   ... and jingle bells.  Audio detects jingle bells.

  • A LUMP OF COAL?!?   Why did Santa leave a lump of coal?!?

  • Doctor, what is wrong with the Captain?

  • Don't worry, Spock.  With ears like that,  you could always be Santa's Elf.

  • Doctor, what is wrong with the Captain?                                 fa-la-la-la-la... Eggnog, Spock.  Too much goddamned eggnog.

  • Doctor, is this really necessary?  The ambient temperature in this environment is hazardous to humanoid health.

  • And that's when Kirk realized...    never challenge a Vulcan to an arm-wrestling match.

  • Spock, what is Sulu doing?  I believe that move is called the Can-Can.

  • Dammit Jim, you know Starfleet only issues one Vulcan per ship, and you broke ours! ... Now who am I supposed to argue with?

  • OLD-SCHOOL TREK FANS AT THE NEW MOVIE

  • These gorgeous women were running towards us... and here's where                          I'm confused...   they ran right past me and tackled Leonard.  Why?

  • It was a logical decision, Captain.  His shirt was red.

  • Enterprise security cameras finally show why  the redshirts keep showing up dead.

  • By day, mild mannered reporter... ... by night... ...brain-eating Vulcan hybrid.

  • Aye, laddie, it's rocket fuel.   How else d'ye think I do what I do?

  • Ah.   Squares marry triangles.  I understand now.

  • PPE  FAIL

  • Yes, I AM dressed like this to get the fangirls to stop swarming me.

  • Somewhere  A thousand fangirls  just wet themselves.

  • Don't phase me, bro!

  • Cleverness Here

  • Spock, is there a good reason why Sulu is shirtless and Chekov is drooling?

  • The two of us?  Illogical, Mr. Kirk.  I am dating Lieutenant Uhura.

  • Oooh, massage function. Just a little lower... ah!  It vibrates!   Bones, you gotta try this.

 
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