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OldGoggie

OldGoggie's Lolz

  • I told you that weird guy giving directions was a terrorist!

  • As if the real job ain't enough!

  • Captain, was that clockwise to arm or clockwise for set timer?

  • Breaking News - Navy announces the latest breakthrough in Stealth Technology. Congress to vote on budget today.

  • But Sir, I thought Sgt. Flubitz was mounting the pontoons today for amphibious training!

  • Breaking News - Police report that USO performer shooting of ex-beau on jet ski might not have been accident after all!

  • Maybe Baker will listen next time I tell him not to drop his cigarette butt down the outhouse hole.

  • Maybe Baker will listen next time I tell him not to drop his cigarette butt down the outhouse hole.

  • Captain, this is the Watch. I really think you should close all the hatches now. And quickly would be great!

  • Umm . . . Mister, did I hear you just say that girls can't cut it?

  • Good morning. I'm the exterminator. You called about mice in your pantry?

  • Heeellllllloooooooo ? Do I smell fresh Krispy Kremes?

  • but . . . but . . . dat last Krispy Kreme was fur me!

  • OMG! Quick, get the cutting torch! They were hauling Krispy Kremes!

  • The rest just sent me flowers, but you sent me Krispy Kremes!

  • MEN !!!!

  • Hanna 'n Kahlua is on vakaeshun nau.

  • I can't believe they fired me! It was casual Friday,

  • Ken ah keip it Mommy? I haz mah own kar nauw, so I ken go 2 da stor fur yuz nauw.

  • THEY NEVER FORGET !

  • Goggy sez I'z spoiled, but iz nawt tru! I'z ownly justifyably over pampered!

  • Iz simple. Yuz go wai; I gets bored; I distroi tings!

  • OMG, wut a hard dai! I akchully had ta muve! Twice!!

  • Dez mah widetrak, grownd grip tyrz fur da mud boggin an snow runnin!

  • I iz da sentr of yur atenshons, or I'z gunna shred yur curtains!

  • Miss, with all due respect, how could you not see a feaking great artillery canon pointed straight at you?

  • Dis iz mai Fierce Face! Haou du it luk to u?

  • OMG!!!!!! Who put Amy Weinhouse on the PA?

  • CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

  • 'K, li'l mouwsy, Iz got sumpin fer u

 
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