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  • BLACKUP

  • "Their entrails shall be rent from their stomachs, their limbs ripped from their torso, to feast our hungry bodies, and restore our souls. Whensoever you feast upon the heart of thine enemy, think of me. For that is the beauty of Raptor Jesus."

  • Five!

  • Oy! You! Yea, you in your moms basement! I'm not tarzan! enough with the tarzan jokes! They stopped being funny after the first 10 pages of "Tarzan Kitteh" pictures!

  • Kitteh Terminator iz here to protekt teh one John Conner

  • I'm the man up in this piece! I run shit around here! You just live here! Yea, thats right! You better walk away! Cause I'm gonna burn this motherfucker down! King Kong aint got shit on me! That's right! That's right!

  • One of these days, Alice...one of these days... Boom! Pow! To the moon, woman! To the moon!

  • If I waz you...

  • BREAKING NEWS - Scientists unvail the most epic of wins of the decade

  • I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of justice!
I am the itch you cannot reach!
I am the wrong number that wakes you up at 3am!
I am the plot twist in the 2nd reel!
I am...

  • OPTIMUS RHYME

  • THIS JUST IN! - Raptor Jesus Approves!

  • Like looking a gift horse in the mouth for herpes

  • Go to hell, you mutant offspring of comedy people!

  • I got a fever  and the prescription is more cow bell

  • THE JOKER

  • Are you gonna do something?!

  • Gizzy

  • STOP!

  • Nobody knows what it's like to be Oprah's minge. All she does is work, never gives her ol' minge a nice rub now and again. A minge needs attention! At least a scratch once in a while!

  • The Knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the 
ground and miss

  • Assassins do it from behind.

  • "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extereme violence."

  • I think incest jokes are about as funny as aunts in your pants, and bathroom jokes are about as funny as a bowel full of monkeys. That racial jokes are about as funny as calling a spade a spade, VD jokes are about as funny as looking a gift whore in the m

  • Like looking a gift whore in the mouth for herpes

  • Check out the funbags on that hosehound.

  • "Oh no...

  • My Sweet Dick!

  • Effin' A, Cotton... Effin' A!

  • You may not be as gay as this...  But Damnit... You're trying!

 
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