I'm a man in R'lyeh (The one in Mexico.).
You can wish me a happy birthday on December 9th.
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Clever comments pasted atop cats, is no real substitute for stapling "Get fuzzy" comics to their faces in real life. Still, if you HAVE to wear the ankle bracelet than this works.
Also "Twilight" takes the shaft all the way to the hilt! Honestly, the only thing I can think of that vampires love sucking more than blood is wang. Dunno why I said that, it just feels really, really important that I express it. So just for the record:
Bobbing for shaft >= Blood sucking
