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SoccerSphinx

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  • "Some men are born to cats, others have cats thrust upon them."

  • "If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up."

  • "The cat does not negotiate with the mouse."

  • "A pharoah's profile, a Krishna's grace, tail like a question mark."

  • "Cats understand that being alone isn't always bad."

  • "The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal."

  • "It's a cat eat dog world."

  • "Cats are living adornments."

  • "Cats, like men, are flatterers."

  • "Cats don't come when they're called, they take a message and get back to you."

  • "A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, bur you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it."

  • "My cat has taken to mulled port and rum punch. Poor old dear! He is all the better for it."

  • "The tail in cats is the principle organ of emotional expression."

  • "In his castle He is King and I his vassal."

  • "The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away."

  • "A little bit of this, a little bit of Cat."

  • "A cat may look on a king."

  • "Mr. Cat knows that a whisker spied is not a whole mouse."

  • "One cat just leads to another."

  • "What cat's averse to fish?"

  • "Cats know how to obtain food without labour, shelter without confinement and love without penalties."

  • "A cat is a tiger that is fed by hand."

  • "If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave."

  • "Dynasties of cats, as numerous as the dynasties of the Pharoahs, suceeded each other under my roof."

  • "Her function is to sit and be admired."

  • "Loneliness is comforted by the closeness and touch of fur to fur, skin to skin, or skin to fur."

  • "Cats can read your character better than a $50 an hour psychiatrist."

  • "Nothing's more playful than a young cat, nor more grave than an old one."

  • "The smart cat doesn't let on that he is."

  • "It always gives me a shiver when I see a cat seeing what I cannot see."

 
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