Crazy parents
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Me: Can I have a glass of water, Mom? Mom: Do you want a plate or a fork? Me: ....
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Me: why are the sprinkles in the medicine cabinet? Dad: to confuse children Mom: they think it'...
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(Mom out walking dog) New neighbour: My, you have a big dog! What do you feed him? Mom: Small c...
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(As i'm walking into the kitchen) Mom (to my dad): "You can't just put ketchup in someones armpi...
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Me: Mom, you have a text message Mom:(Raises it to ear) hello? Me:Mom...it's a text
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Dad: When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a narwhal! Me:Why? Dad: 'Cause narwhals are cool!
