Yo mama is so fat that the escape velocity at her surface is greater than 3x10^8 m/s.

'Our HOA got sued for having a homeowner remove their wheelchair ramp': Top HOA Stories of the Week (April 17, 2024) 1

'We played chicken and won': Startup employees rise up against CEO's new office hours 2

Clever employee beats micromanager at her own play of power, micromanager caves to employees request to work from home 3

Property owner devises a plan to get back at the county after they tried to steal 3,750 square feet of his land: ‘They won’t be extending the road after all' 4

The Wildest Parenting Texts of the Week (April 16, 2024) 5

'They lost the $1.2M funding too': Fired employee asked to write instruction manual for their future replacement with "zero experience," so they write it in insultingly simple terms 6

He'll be shaking in fear 1

Coming Soon! 2

Who do you think you are? 3

Whether you like it or not 4

Pawesome! 5

Constantly 6