ToolBee

By anselmbe on Aug 2, 2023 at 11:44 AM

*bzz* That's what I wanted to hear! Still the same old, loveable ToolBee. Please keep buzzing around ... :)

By ToolBee on Jul 27, 2023 at 9:00 AM

*bzz* Yup, still here. Not goin anywhere else rly... ;)

By anselmbe on Jul 25, 2023 at 9:30 AM

Hey ToolBee:) Are you still around? I was gone for some years but willing to mingle a bit again on this here old hunting grounds of mine ... :) anselmbe

By ToolBee on Dec 22, 2016 at 1:26 PM

*bzz* *twinkle-twinkle* http://cheezburger.com/8997645824

By ToolBee on Dec 31, 2015 at 3:34 PM

*bzz 2016!* http://cheezburger.com/8600278784

By ToolBee on Dec 22, 2015 at 7:49 PM

*bzz* Enjoy the holidays! http://cheezburger.com/8597539584

By ToolBee on Oct 2, 2015 at 5:58 PM

*bzz* :) You had some nice series too! ;)

By anselmbe on Oct 1, 2015 at 12:59 PM

Hey! Four-in-a-Row! Almost Five. Just saw it ... Congagrats!!! :)

By ToolBee on Aug 21, 2015 at 10:58 AM

*bzz* GIF-Gratz-GALORE! ;)

By ToolBee on Aug 9, 2015 at 4:14 PM

*bzz* Big Cat-FP-Gratz! Abd 2 moar... ;) Imagine driving wiff IE on yur dash, and all doze ask/yahoo/bing/ebay/norton AND mcafee/billig/sparen-toolbars... :D

By ToolBee on Jul 18, 2015 at 2:32 PM

*bz* Lucky for our "egyptian helpdesk" ai wuzzent home wen he/she/IT called! :P If he'd suggest me to visit "his" server and DL sum warez... Muhahahaa! Dat's wai ai dont work in IT... (shhh!) btw ai notussd dat teh shelf wiff teh "colognes" is getting smaller evry year... What do grannies use to incapacitate teh grandkids deze days? :O

By anselmbe on Jul 18, 2015 at 9:09 AM

Hi Tool! What you described your Granny did is actually the intended use in the original days of this product. It is only nowadays a cologne / perfume. And since I am working in IT i would love to get one of those calls. It is tempting to hear what kind of BS that would use on me ... I heard they search directory listings for old sounding names so that they would likely call an elder person. Anyhow, thanks for the Heads Up, I tell my Mother ;) And mucho thanks for the many congratzes that you send. You are still doing VERY WELL yourself!!! Cheers my old friend, Anselm

By ToolBee on Jul 17, 2015 at 12:08 PM

Akk, nebbur mind any heat; you got "Kölnisch Wasser" ! :D My granma used it a lot in summer! She'd love to shuv a hanky full into yer face! To me it was more like chloroform! :O Yuk!

By ToolBee on Jul 17, 2015 at 12:05 PM

*bzz* Pool-FP-gratz! Looks gud wiff dese temps! :P Germany hot too? Ow, and also, look out for dis phone-number! This is from a german site to inspect suspicious calls... http://stopting.de/de/number/002042295643

By ToolBee on Jun 30, 2015 at 9:50 AM

*bzz* Cat.exe-TRIPLE-FP-gratz! :P Better reboot wiff sum toona! ;)

By ToolBee on May 6, 2015 at 8:59 PM

*bzLOL* 2 wingd kitteh inna row! :P And Multi-GIF-FP-Gratzen! :)

By anselmbe on Apr 11, 2015 at 8:09 AM

Hehe. Damn right you are. I hoped that you are more bold than I am and would post it. AD = After Dark? Is there still some After Dark?

By ToolBee on Apr 11, 2015 at 6:15 AM

*bzz* Shake it bebbeh! :) Aiffink she can top off dat drink wiff a bit of cream if she keeps dat up! ;) But ai won't up it here. There'z AD fur dat! Altho it is decent enuff for us europeans, it lacks guns for approval by american audiences...

By anselmbe on Apr 11, 2015 at 5:58 AM

For you: https://i.imgur.com/b7bCzPw.gifv If you wanna post it

By ToolBee on Mar 8, 2015 at 4:13 PM

*bzz* As long as she don't fall off it, ai don fink dats funny... (it too painful, and besides, her "trainer" shud bee fired for not telling her to not overstretch on dat apparatus!) Always a little bend in teh knees! And not downwards... Auch! I'd post this tho: http://cheezburger.com/8455305216 Ow, wait... ai alreddee did! :P

By anselmbe on Mar 8, 2015 at 1:58 PM

Would you post this? I wouldn't: http://imgur.com/gallery/O0zjYwK

By ToolBee on Feb 10, 2015 at 2:59 PM

http://goo.gl/zc7L6L

By anselmbe on Feb 10, 2015 at 2:24 PM

http://goo.gl/YCMXTa

By ToolBee on Feb 10, 2015 at 1:28 PM

btw, ai also uploaded teh same Blue Monday vid! On blue monday... ;)

By ToolBee on Feb 10, 2015 at 1:27 PM

*bzz* Nice mooziks! :) This sounds cool too! http://goo.gl/RSzVyV

By ToolBee on Feb 4, 2015 at 12:08 PM

Enschuldigung: 's war ein E (echte taxi!) http://www.autoweek.nl/videoHD/4359/klokje-rond-mercedes-benz-e200-cdi ("action" @ 1:48)

By anselmbe on Feb 4, 2015 at 11:40 AM

Hi Tool! I drive a C-Klasse myself. The 180 Kompressor. I don't think that this will make 1.000.000 KM but I wouldn't wanna try either. :)

By ToolBee on Feb 4, 2015 at 6:46 AM

*bz* Hi Anselm! Just saw your "celebration"-LOL... 400.000 is a nice effort! On teh website of teh dutch AutoBild (autoweek) dey had Merc C-class taxi dat went to 1.000.000! Or nawt rly, cus it got stuck at 999.999... Ai tot Mercedes-cars were better than dat! :P

By ToolBee on Jan 16, 2015 at 7:37 AM

*bzz* FP-gratz! (MULTI!) :) Glad to finally see "you" on FP, mai lttle german frend! ;)

By ToolBee on Jan 10, 2015 at 3:52 AM

*bzz* Hi Anselm! :) Been bizzee: http://jesuischarlie.cheezburger.com/