ToolBee

By heyman on Apr 5, 2023 at 6:59 AM

MMM, either one with a side of insulin

By heyman on Apr 5, 2023 at 6:25 AM

:) Usually it's only when pannenkoek is involved

By heyman on Jan 1, 2023 at 10:42 PM

Gelukkig nieuwjaar!

By heyman on Sep 5, 2022 at 7:46 AM

I'm working a bunch of 12 hour shifts, definitely will be getting static from Lou when I get home

By heyman on Aug 2, 2022 at 11:00 PM

https://cheezburger.com/9081150720

By heyman on Jun 23, 2022 at 8:25 AM

Is The Microfiche of Mormon playing on broadway?

By heyman on Jun 2, 2022 at 9:49 PM

How great does that game look!

By heyman on Dec 25, 2021 at 4:46 PM

All the best to you and Ozzie!

By heyman on Oct 20, 2020 at 8:53 PM

TAKE MY MONIES!!!

By heyman on Oct 20, 2020 at 8:36 PM

https://cheezburger.com/9564756736 this is what you get it you order the tree. I knew I was going to be ripped off but wow haha. It came with this little baggie of powder that I can only describe as ashes of dissidents or possibly heroin

By heyman on Oct 20, 2020 at 7:58 PM

That scratching post/tree looks a lot like the one Facebook ads had on sale for $29. Included shipping. What a bargain ;)

By heyman on Aug 24, 2020 at 8:14 PM

Clippy would keep popping up saying "You're 53 and appear to be trying to be cool to impress your grand daughter. Do you need help stopping?" By the way, follow me on tiktok @heymanster

By heyman on Aug 24, 2020 at 7:35 PM

Haha. Tiktok uses that Austin Powers audio a lot

By heyman on Apr 24, 2020 at 3:11 PM

YouTube thinks I speak German now, haha https://youtu.be/9T_bXZLeXN0

By heyman on Apr 24, 2020 at 6:36 AM

I mean Trio. I've been listening to falco recently

By heyman on Apr 24, 2020 at 6:34 AM

I'm not sure if I came up with the title. I not sure it makes sense compared to the words from falco

By heyman on Apr 22, 2020 at 4:36 PM

My daughter was originally due on 420 last year. She refused and ended up having Izzy in the 25th. I don't partake of the bud, but she'll always be my 420 grand daughter

By heyman on Apr 20, 2020 at 6:37 PM

We are doing good. I'm currently wondering how my 420 overnight shift is going to be. The people out walking around at night never changed their behaviour after lockdown. I'm hoping for mellow. Cat doesn't think I'm essential, so nothing new there ;) How you doin?

By heyman on Apr 20, 2020 at 5:45 PM

Ya, all his troubles seemed so far away

By heyman on Sep 3, 2019 at 8:14 PM

I haven't but it got mentioned on overnight CBC radio. Sober video still creeps me out

By heyman on Sep 3, 2019 at 6:44 PM

Their AMD 386sx web servers couldn't handle the windows NT 3.51 update. 50 MHz processors overheated

By heyman on Mar 11, 2019 at 1:48 PM

Cats and Cheez have infected my phone after I ignored the warning. Situation normal

By heyman on Oct 17, 2018 at 11:02 AM

Send Ome Henk instead to do a live performance of https://youtu.be/TDwsiqQa1pw

By heyman on Oct 17, 2018 at 7:15 AM

The line up at the pot store is: media organizations 8 - customers 0

By heyman on Oct 17, 2018 at 7:13 AM

The media is predicting a marked drop in talking about in the news, now that it's legal. THANK GOD. Slow night last night, everyone stayed home and it was around 0°c. The local strip club has the Wednesday specials so I expect a pick up of business tonight

By heyman on Oct 16, 2018 at 7:41 AM

I swear by knee high compression socks. You'll look like a tool, bee, when wearing shorts but worth it. I think I just hit a new level of old with sharing that ;)

By heyman on Oct 16, 2018 at 6:13 AM

don't drink, don't smoke ... Must be Mormon inside (l think that's the Adam Ant lyric) since it's gonna be legal, I'm trying to temper my anti pot stance. Like I need to be more mellow

By heyman on Oct 16, 2018 at 5:57 AM

Edibles aren't legal in Canada on the 17th. That comes sometime later

By heyman on Oct 16, 2018 at 5:55 AM

The samples lady went home before I got here. I wanted to try the cherry bombs after l read the online review, "My friend said she felt like she was going to die. If this is the high you want then this edible is for you" haha

By heyman on Oct 16, 2018 at 4:54 AM

not sure why I'm here. the alarm is on and the blast shields are operational. Oh well. 5 bucks is 5 bucks eh.