Molly_B

CONGA RATS

YES, DATA, VERY HUMAN. YOU CAN PUT IT AWAY NOW.

MY LITTLE SCISSORHANDS

I'Z GONE OVER TO TEH DARK SIDE, AN' FOR MY FIRST EBIL DEED, I'Z GONNNA RIP UP ALL YOUR TOILET PAPER! MWAH HA HA!

HAND OVER THE WOOL AND NO ONE GETS HURT

IF THOSE NASA ASTRONAUTS HAD SEARCHED JUST ONE MORE CRATER, THEY WOULD HAVE DISCOVERED LIFE ON THE MOON.

THIS TEH FIRST GOGGIE I EVER MET THAT DIDN'T HAVE BAD BREFF.

INTERESTING BRUSHWORK. ELEGANT, YET NOT TOO CONTROLLED.

JOEY DREADED THE FULL MOON

CALL OFF YOUR CATS OR THE BEAR GETS IT

TV CAT THANKS YOU FOR INVITING HIM INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM

I PUTS MY LEFT PAW IN, I PUTS MY LEFT PAW OUT, IN, OUT, IN, OUT, SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT

*SIGH* UNEASY LIES TEH HEAD THAT WARES TEH CROWN.

EWWWW, BIG HARE. HOW 1980s!

I ACTUALLY THINK HE'S GOT THE KIND OF FACE THAT COULD CARRY A HANDLEBAR MOUSTACHE OFF. HANG ON A SECOND, I'LL SHOW YOU.

MY CLIENT DUZ NOT HAVE TO ANSWER DAT QUESTION.

AS YOU WERE, MEN.

Refugee Irish Snake Seeking Single Attractive Female

Breaking News: Bundy Finds Bigfoot

HOW THE HECK DID THAT ROAD RUNNER GET INTO THE LIVING ROOM?

THE HUNT FOR RED CATOBER

IT'S SEVEN O'CLOCK AND I WANT TO ROCK, WANT TO GET A BELLY FULL OF NOMS, CATURDAY NIGHT'S TEH NIGHT I LIKE, CATURDAY NIGHT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT...

I SUDDENLY FEEL SO FAT AND HAIRY.

CATURDAY NIGHT FEVER

DROP DA MINT SAUCE OR DA KID GETS IT!

My opinion of you?

KITTEH ZEN MASTER PONDERS TEH QUESTION: IS I THINKING ABOWT NOMMING WHUT'S ON TEH SPOON, OR IS WHUT'S ON TEH SPOON THINKING ABOWT NOMMING ME?

CHRISTMAS GHOST STORY WEEKEND, 18TH AND 19TH DECEMBER, 2010

Q: How many kittehs does it take to change a light bulb?

JOURNAL OF THE MONKEY EXPEDITION TO EVEREST "DAY 1. SET UP CAMP IN WHAT APPEARS TO BE THE REAR GARDEN OF A SUBURBAN HOUSE. MUST HAVE MADE A WRONG TURN SOMEWHERE. PROBABLY JUST AS WELL AS WE HAVE ALSO FORGOTTEN THE TENT."

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