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iz cominz to getz u!!!!!!

I like your kibbles not one bits!

Place your thumb on the PBJ scanning device

Boston terrier no likes San Francisco

LIFE HAZ NEBBER BEEN DA SAME SINCE DA TOOK DA CRAZY CAT LADY AWAY.

I didn't do it. But pwease Remember the eyes later

One day I'm going to catch that ball

gras iz greener... flowaz iz pertier... let me at it!

but iz nawt seepy yet

satelite download commencing in 3,2,1...

I'z going to school with Joanna because they get to pickz which nomz they wantz for lunch.

I have to go now, Im having an old friend for dinner.

ALL UR UNDEEZ BELONG 2 MI

Poot it on expert! Ah'z gunna get high score!

Dog eats your homework but kiteh gets you an A

Could u moves over a little so I can squeezes in da box too ?

I think, therefore I am

my mom was a koi, my dad was a blowfish

A hundred bucks a month for HD cable and THIS is what we're watching?

It's da same horrible nitemare - da girl wit da basket of goodies, da red hood, but now she gots a bazooka!

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I can walk?...

HARD WORK

look at us, just look at us... it's cold, it's wet, we're doing our best to look adorable; the least you could do is put out your garbage a little early so we have a chance to get at it before the garbage truck come by and takes it all away.

I no wanna go to da fancee partee, I wanna run round nakee and eat Fancy Feast.

Foolish Hooman Woman! You cannot rid me of my dark essence by wrapping me in soft fwuffy towel. May be a soft fwuffy bwankie, but never a towel.

Have u ever smelt a smell so bad that your nose tried to hide inside your head?

Sadly, this maeks meh moar employable than u

How do you want your cheezburger? Rare or well done?

Just because they are your only friends, doesn't mean they need to be mine.

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