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  • Mom talking about my bossy aunt: She's learned that she's not in charge in this house. There's ...
  • Sister: I really hate homphobes and racists. Mom: You know you could have shortened that sentenc...
  • Nursing home residents take their Bingo very seriously. Never cancel Bingo no matter what - act ...
  • When teacking middle school kids, do not let one of them answer the phone. "Hello, city morgue, y...
  • Don't blame your seven-year-old cousin for something you did. He's seven, not two, and can indee...
  • When falling off a bike, it's always best to actually try and catch yourself instead of clinging ...

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