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  • Someday, Chester thought, someday that fish would fall.  And he would be ready.

  • Contrary to what the dog said, Chester COULD find his tail --

  • Cindirelly kitteh is sorry she ated teh mousies what was sewing her dress for teh ball

  • Korse set for teh Canary Islans... ankurs away

  • Um..ohai... about dat white carpit....

  • Having completed Vol. 1 of his list of demands, YumYum took a well deserved nap

  • What part of 'This Side UP' eluded you?????

  • As his father had dun beefor him,

  • Okai, I splain it agin...teh toonie mollycuul mixes wif teh fishie mollycuul.  Teh applycashun ob teh mekanikal force ob teh can opiner cawses teh chain reeacshun ob teh kitteh arrivial...

  • Winky had quite a pear on him....

  • Winky heeved a sigh.  Teh dicksanary didn't lie and now he knu whut newter ment.....

  • Winky was beginning to have misgivings about this ear straightening procedure.

  • Yea, whut he said!

  • Not content to merely wear his heart on his sleeve,

  • Winky had, in fact, built a better mouse trap.  Or at least a more entertaining one.

  • Have you ever pondered why we are so besotted by creatures who so obivously think we are idiots?

  • Dam, a payper cut...

  • Oh BOI Mommi sed iffin I pees in her shoos agin, her gonna git me a ring for mi neck!

  • Wuldn't be eesier, and less bloodi, to juss change my bocks????

  • I hab broughted u teh corpse ob teh dreeded yellow fuzzy wormie think

  • They said half an hour a day on the treadmill would reduce my waistline.

  • I wil stares up at u wif dis sweet liddle face. Ur hed wil esplode or u hart wil melt.  Eyther wai I gonna git a can ob gushy fud out ob it.

  • Cloud watching would be so much more fun if Winky were allowed outside.

  • A luv ob nachur is fine, but peeple started to whisaper when Winky started blowing kissies to teh skwirrels...

  • Onli U can prebent kitteh starbashun...  So go pop dat can opin and I'll be rite in.

  • Goggie says iffin I goes to teh top, I gets to meet a FIREMAN!

  • Dont plai teh cute card wif me, punk.  *I* wuz doin cute when u wuz stil a twinkel in u daddi's eye.  NOW GIT OFF MI PILLOW

  • An dey libbed happili eber affter....

  • A fumb, a fumb.  
My kingdum fur a fumb.

Well, at leest mi nappy spot and wun fuzzy mouse....

  • Winky lonnged fur a carear in fashun.   She wus a nachural fur teh catwalk.

 
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