When making smoothies at home, don't mistake frozen bananas with turkey sausage. Your smoothie wi...
It was more than 20 below the other morning & my kitty nosed the blankets so show he wanted to get under with me. When I let him in, he promptly put all 4 of his freezing little paws on me, to warm them up & then he started purring. IMMD!
You know that science report you just turned in... Your computer autocorrected the misspelling on organism as orgasm. 52 times. And the report was 20% of your grade. #LFMF
There's a reason why no one reports an eclipse of the Earth when one side is really bright and the other side is completely dark. It's called night. #LFMF