By
SovaPlum
on Apr 13, 2023
at 3:56 PM
Ohai icguy34! Sew much thyme has passed since Ur Intwepid Plum larst did Reportage iz hard to no wear two start!! ___ ummm Ah! Teh Hero Car did get mutch lubs frum teh Car Drs. Der was a Repair day followed by a Spa day. Teh Full Pamper fur dat bwave liddle Galaxi! Iz purring like a kitteh noa. ___ Cassa Plum, surprisingly, did nawt flood. Not in teh Grate Storm, nor dat nawty Gabrielle. Inspite of being at teh bottom of a hill and oan a flood plane! Ders sum gud drainage 'round Plum Town. Teh worst Cassa Plum gits izza boggy lawn. Awl gud thar. :) ___ Ur Own Plum has bean watching ten nus of MerryCan weather wif grate interest. U pur MerryCans! Is like bean stuck inna BigBadStorm sammich! Kiwilandia carn't complain when us sees ur nus! Our torrnynados is mini-nados. We onlee gits one Cyclone at a thyme! And wots dis ai read 'bout a certain Mr Icy NAWT having 'mergency supplies?!?!?! Nawt even a liddle battery powered heater? U FIX dat Mr!!! An git sum red candles wif sum watah proof matches. Red 'cause den u can use dem at Catmus. Just put teh matches inna ziplock baggies to keep 'em dri. Has u a hot watah bottle? A thermouse? Fill dem when eveah iz Bad Outside. Dat way you got's coffee, soup a wash an other warms. Ai send u Tabini to gibs u a smack up side teh head anna dose of Sensibles. Make sur u gots sum string fur him to plae wif, pls.___ Kiwilandia has rolled out teh latest BeerBug Juice! Thymed nyclee to go wif teh regular Flu Jab. Ur Sensible Plum gotten bof ASAP! Fust won on Team Deli! *radiates smugness* Kiwis has *swaps to stern* become Vaccine Complacent. Teh Elders an teh Juniors (18-30) are Being Gud but teh 40+ crowd are onlee running at nawt quite %50 *sniffs* Slackers. Onlee my Sissy-in-law (Fully Juiced!) an hur childs has had teh Bug sew far. Case numbers is low in Kiwilandia, but wood be lower if der weren't so manee SLACKERS! ___ Pause in Reportage fur Lawndry Purposes. BRB
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