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  • Dad

  • Spike suddenly realized that Timmy  had something else in mind!!

  • Dad!!  We tooks your little balloons  outta da package!!  We gonna blows dem up?

  • No, rillyz.  My bref smells just like cracked corn,  Iz da truf.  Come smells!!

  • Timmy.  She doesn't need a ride. Why, dad? She's a working gazelle.  OH!!

  • Border Town Donkey Show  Family Version

  • Hey, Hey, Ling-Ling!!    Personal space, buddy.  Personal space!!

  • Den I tells him we already gots one!! De grail?? Yep!!  buahahahahahah

  • I'm an excellent driver!!  That's good. Watch out Mr. President!!

  • Porcelain veneers:10K, Suit: 2K, Hair cut: $400   3 Pack of Trojans:  Priceless

  • And He shall reign forever and ever  Forever and ever, hallelujah hallelujah

  • His name is Mowgli, and I'm taking him back to the man village.

  • How I long for a bit of man-flesh!

  • Physical Therapy

  • Goggie Semaphore:  " Y "

  • Forceps  dokter useded dem

  • Here I gots some strings.    Plez to sew bak on hrbls!!

  • No, my dear!!  U just thoughts u waz gonna mak de beds!!

  • Does I has a credit card?  Why, yes!! I do!!

  • K.  Stops now!!  We heard enough!! Googie!! Takes dis hooman in back yard and bite off head.

  • FESTUNG KITTEH  Protektin de front room from inbasion.

  • Hoomans call dis "nail gun"  I calls dem: secret weapon!!

  • Nite son!!  Now good boys  keep their hands ABOVE the sheets!!

  • I gots no more territorial demands De ax??? It just for self defense!!

  • Barbara, whad ya think of that one? Dad!!!  Ewwww!! At least he waited until we got outside!

  • Can you read it now? NO! Can you read it now? NO!!! Can you read it now?  NO!!!!

  • Mrs. Smith, its a boy!! Congratulations Bad new is....... he's the anticrhist!!!

  • Dude, just shut up!! My kitteh got no noze!! How he smells?  Terriblez!!  Buahahaha!!!

  • Shaniqua? Here. Deandre? Here. Lamarcus? Here! Maliek? Here!  Deshaun? Here! Latreka? Here! Deshandra? Here!  Darious? Here! Bruce? Bruce?

  • Dude, that popsicle maded ur lips orange.  Dude, u gotta fern growin outta your face!!

 
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