(My mother and I are discussing how our cats acted differently after they were spayed and neutered. I am making a joke about my male cat, Comet, after he was neutered.) Me: Poor thing! Imagine waking up in the morning, and realizing some of your *parts* aren't there. My mother: What? Me: ...That's what they do when they neuter. My mom: *Shocked* They took off his balls? Me: *Laughing* That's what they do when they neuter! What else would they do? My mom: They seriously took off hi...