LFMF/IMMD

  • When you see beekeepers running for their car, don't hang around wondering why. #LFMF
  • When a very small child has a pointy knife, do NOT extend your hand and ask the child to give you...
  • When you've recently texted your mom and your girlfriend, make sure you check to whom you're resp...
  • While your husband might appreciate you walking around the house with your top off because your n...
  • In engineering, the words 'finger tight' are perfectly acceptable terminology to use when describ...
  • If you expect an engine start when you turn the key in your front door, you are probably driving ...
  • Never think "5 more minutes" after waking up to your alarm without setting another alarm. It's su...

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