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  • Ima cut dat fool.

  • Der is no Fluffy, only Zuul.

  • Lots of nice botls u hav heer.
Wud be a reel shame if som of dem fel on da flor.

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  • Book of Ceiling Cat, Chapter 3 "If thou dost displease me then I shall turn     thy legs into noodles at inappropriate times."

  • Nyah!  Nyah!   Soon, food.  Soon.

  • Flowers.          ...           Plumber, ma'am.                                                  Candygram.    Dude.  Is screen door.  We can see u.

  • I see u r suprizd to hav lernd telekineesis.   I be shokd too.  Now pleese put me down.

  • I dreemed I had cheezburgers. All I coud eet and mor.      But wen I wok up, my paw was sore.

  • Hooman, I walks on too legs    wen u can lik ur own butt, k?

  • Iz beeir!    Hooraaaaay beeir!

  • No, I gets it.  Iz jus not funee.

  • Why r der wurds up der, moma?      Iz caled a capshun.  U get used to dem.

  • Hooman!  Wut da hel is dis crap?!    I axed for squishy fuds, NOT krunchys!

  • Fear me, wolf-kin, and come no farther.    For I am Twinky, Kitten Lord of Pain!

  • Lady,     dis is NOT wat ur boifrend ment.

  • Zombie voter stalks rally for brains...  ...and comes up empty.

  • U shud go to vet, hooman.     Ur teefs r same colur as me.

  • G-R-A-N-D-P-A... spels... Cheezburgers!    Why, yes, I DO hart dem.  How u kno?

  • No rly.  I saw dem.  Hoomans sleep lik dis.    Weerd, aint it?

  • Ok, litul one, now we talk bout "Ruls of teh Box"   Rul #1: Box r mine.  U GTFO.

  • OK, OK, leggo!  I taks it back!     U dont lok like Garfeeld!

  • We r siameese...       ...if u pleeeese... We'z r not, stop singin dat song.

  • Dood.  If I wazunt so nipped rite now       ...like... I'd totalee nom u.

  • K, so tuna in my mouf  or deez on ur couch.  Deal?

  • No can talk.  In time-out.    Stoopid                       hoomans.   Couch looks better on fire.

  • Cats: Graceful.  Agile.     ... but can't do cartwheels.

  • G       Away

  • So... wher we goin agin?    V-E-T spels "tuna" rite?

 
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