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  • Breaking News - Kitty escapes the clutches of tormenting two year old, "sneaking" by disguised in a white sneaker and  manages to slither through the baby prison gates to safety!!

  • K...so if I handz ovur dis vodkaz....  U handz ovur dat big fat steakz! Deelz?

  • I thinkz it goez withowt sayin......dat U knowz...  Whare U can stikz deeze earz!!

  • WARNING!! Seeing your human first thing...  In the morning..may be hazardous to your health!

  • Ders so manee!! I no dey not notize...  If I eetz awl dat last row....

  • DRATZ!! Dat wittle huminz dranked..  Awl dat ceereul milkz agenz!!!

  • Kitteh agenduz for today: 1. Drinks lotz of caffeeneze! 2. Mad dash to cat box!!!!!!! 3. Runz around wike lunatikz, climb wallz n shredz all da curtinz!

  • Uh oh....Toto........I dont thinkz.....  We is in kansez eneemorez...

  • I showz U fore good reezinz....  Not to put dat swetur on me!!

  • Sparky's experiment..."odor-induced static electricity"..  Tested..and proven conclusive.

  • Doggee lied!!!  Dis NOT tastes wike chikkenz!!

  • My namez Canaree. Wanna no whyz??  Jus ask my humanz........hehe...

  • Sneekin all deeze  lickz offa dis.......  Is a peece of cake!!

  • I shur luvs my catnipz!!! But da....  Migwanez I getz da next day...r killrz!!

  • Pardon me.....but do you happen to have...  Any Grey Poupon??

  • Vampire doggie criez owt..........  "MUST getz outta dis sun..NOW!!!"

  • I blendz in wiff deeze beeutiful flowrrz....  Qwite nicelee...dont U thinkz??!!

  • Holwee catnipz!!! Doze.......  Wittle M & M menz...DO exist!!!!

  • Cloning.....  Ur doing it wrong!!!

  • SOoo...tellz me WHY did U cwoss off my....  30 canz of tuna frum ur grocree listz??!!!

  • Bettr grabz u a nudder suwtcase.....  Dis wun is awl fullz now....

  • Dat big bad wulf......  Will nevr no whut hit him!!!

  • To run printer..new operational system required....  The all new...Windows Cat-astrophe....

  • Vewy soon... my paybakz plan will go into akshun.....  Replace awl doez wittle choklit barz.. wiff exlax

  • I is darrul.......  An dis is my udder brudder...darrul

  • Now... we jus pres dis wittle buttunz wite heer..  An wun hunurd awl meetz peetzaz comez owr wayz!!

  • I iz STILL servin timez for all doze...  Karrutz I steeled frum dat stu!

  • Gotz to find dem vet apoyntmint filez..  An destwoyz dem....qwik!!

  • I warez da pantz in dis howse....  An dont U evr forgetz dat!!!

  • Look wut I didz for U!  Now..U can triez owt ur nu vakuum!!!

 
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