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I appreciate that he's easily entertained. I am suprised and very pleased at how well behaved he is in public (when he isn't tired) I took him to a museum that's just a big old house with the first indoor toilet in Salem Oregon, owned by a newspaper owner/editor/very well to do fellow 150 years ago. The lady giving the tour spoke to a three year old and he followed along and asked questions pertaining to the tour and everything. wow. I am so impressed and he's MINE.. well.. my grandchild. The lady giving the tour was great. She spoke to me too, so, she did really well. Mah dotter, his mother, loved the bragging I did when I took him home. We all love to hear how wonderful our children are.
(Continued!!!) Still haven't been to bed yet, very upset, stressful night, so going nappy-time now. Love and kisses! XOXOXO --- A.S.C. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~And make sure to send that Marine of yours and his whole regiment/platoon/whatever even more love & kisses from me, too! I have never had the money to send a care package yet, but if I bake some cookies for him, will you tell me how to send him some? It ain't much, but it's home-cookin'!
WHAT "braaaainnnnzzz"?!?!?!? We're talking about LEE TALENTLESS HACK GREENWOOD HERE!!!!!! THE WORLD'S WORST ONE-HIT WONDER WHO JUST WON'T FUCKING ***DIE***!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BTW, I found THE perfect LOL for you & your Marine: Seems a bit pro-war, but it is a rather accurate description: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3993894&from=recommend ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Reminds me of that bumpersticker that my Marine in Amarillo REFUSED TO GIVE ME, the fucker: Be safe at night --- SLEEP WITH A U.S. MARINE! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heh heh heh, too bad he's batshit-crazy and did a "Dear Jane" phone call about how we wouldn't work out BECAUSE HE "WENT BACK TO JEEEEEBUS"!!!!!! BEST. DUMP. EXCUSE. ***EVER*** I was OUTTA THERE before he even finished the sentence! ~~~~~~ And don't you EVER worry about me blowing up my "minions" (HA!) --- CO-CONSPIRATORS --- THAT'S WHY THEY MAKE LONG FUSES AND HAND GRENADES!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~ Still haven't
Yeah, but the honey is FUNNY. And it feeds our little evil fire ant minions! They get paid for the hard work, see? Yeah, yeah, we're still gonna blow 'im up, but I gotta have more fun than just purrrrdddeeee fiiiiiiyerrrrrr, y'know? Heh. Nighty-night!
Cool! When he gets home, we're bringing him WITH on our mercenary mission to eliminate the profiteering off of the graves of our lost, and to lance that festering boil on the ass of humanity known as Branson. Oh, and I call dibs on duct-taping Lee Greenwood to the first building we blow up. NEKKID AND COVERED IN FIRE ANTS. Him, not me, obviously. Not that I'd WANT to see that freaky old pus-wad nekkid, but a woman's gotta do what a woman's gotta do, even if it involved barbecue tongs and a gallon of honey.
Empty nest only lasts until the grandchildren come to stay the weekends. Right now I have 3 yr old Ian playing in the kitchen sink. He likes cold water and straws and dishsoap in the big bowl and how wet he can get everything. Some papertowels and elbow grease and I have a very clean kitchen. Ta Da! Thanx fer being mah cheezie frend. BCNU around this fun site.
Well, thank ye ma'am! I does what I can. Inspiration does not strike as often or as well as it used to do, so I grab it and run like hell when it does... Your turn! BTW, I just saw THE most disgusting/offensive/repugnant thing EVER on PBS (LPB, the Lousyana version of PBS) tonight: Lawrence Welk HAS-BEENS, in Branson, MO, singing "patriotic" SHIT "SONGS" --- WHILE SHOWING IMAGES FROM 9/11, INCLUDING PEOPLE DYING @ THE PENTAGON & WTC!!!!!! You can imagine the message that I left on the programming bimbo's voice mail after I saw THAT sickening SHIT, pissing on the graves of the 9/11 victims AND our service members. NAUSEATING. I tune-in for my Saturday Night Brit-Coms, and lose my lunch watching PSEUDO-"patriotic" chest-thumping, flag-waving, DRAFT-DODGING PUSSIES ***MAKE MONEY*** OFF OF THE CORPSES OF OUR DEAD. We need to do a road trip to Branson and burn that hellhole to the ground, honestly. AND MAKE DAMNED SURE THAT LEE GREENWOOD IS LOCKED INSIDE WHEN WE TORCH IT.
BTW I made a LOL that won't make it through the night, so if you get this, go see it while it's still alive! ............ ........... http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4297294
Heh heh heh... Did the rats ask for a different kind of bread? Maybe some condiments?
Well, I'm glad he liked it too. If you would, tell him there are people like me here that thank him and wish him home safe. :)
Hey, subway beats an MRE most days! There's one MRE that I actually like, got hooked on 'em after Hurricane Gustav, they call 'em "sloppy joes" or "barbeque beef for sandwiches," but it's better than a manwich! And don't even TRY that "wheat snack bread" --- you could roof a house with that crap! And I'm glad that you heard from teh boy and that he had a good day.
Well, I'm glad you like it; touch and go there for a minute; don't want to offend anybody but I'd hoped you'd like it. :)
P.S. Hope that your Memorial Day was okay. I know you never stop worrying, but I hope that you heard from your Marine today. XOXOXO
Damned skeery thot, that: fireman safer than current job. Prolly true, tho. It still pisses me off that they never even TRIED to find the "rogue"son of THE BUSH FAMILY'S LONGEST-STANDING FRIENDS/CO-CORPORATE-WHORE-THIEVES BUDS. HOW DID NOBODY NOTICE THAT CONNECTION?!?!?! All the way back to Prescot friggin Bush, the original asshole, who SOLD MUNITIONS TO HITLER. What the hell else do you need to know about them? Oy. I wish to hell that we could extract ourselves from that FAKE-ASS CLUSTERFUCK a helluva lot sooner, for your baby and my niece and everybody else's loved one. Hillary damned well better get to work on that shit, since Condi was TOO BUSY SHOE-SHOPPING, and I don't think that Gates gives a FLYING RAT-FUCK how many of us "LESSER CLASSES" get killed over there AT THE FUCK ALL. Sorry for rant mode, but Memorial Day pisses me off, 'cause most of our newly-dead soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines are JUST DAMNED TEENAGERS, for fuck's sake!!! Dying to make old white
(Ran outta room, of course...) I might not have birthed 'em but I damned sure helped raise 'em. None of these kids should be there in the first fucking place, and they sure as HELL deserved more than a midnight landing with no evidence that they ever existed, and form letter with a rubber stamp on it. They deserved RESPECT, which they sure as hell never got from the Draft-Dodger-In-Chief and "I had OTHER PRIORITIES" Cheney. All my love to you and every other military mom/wife/sister/cousin/friend/lover/whatever on this Memorial Day, and may there come a day when we NEVER lose another child to greed & hegemony. BEST MARINE BUMPERSTICKER I EVER SAW (and no, he wouldn't let me have it, the a-hole!): Be Safe & Sound Every Night --- SLEEP WITH A U.S. MARINE! Heh.
Well, if he's your young'un, AND he's a Marine, I'm sure that he knows how to keep his ass (and that of his unit) COVERED. I just want them all to COME HOME. Yeah, they'll be screwed for a civilian job, but they'll be ALIVE, and hopefully without those scars that kill them from the inside. Apparently, the "private contractors'" little "oopsies" over there have SEVERELY traumatized our kids who have to CLEAN UP THEIR MESSES, like THAT shit is in ANY way "RIGHT" or "LEGAL." Fuck KBR, fuck Halliburton, fuck Blackwater, fuck 'em all. If you can't pass basic, YOU SHOULDN'T FUCKING BE THERE, TAKING YOUR OWN PSYCHOSES OUT ON THE LOCALS, right? I have a niece in the N.G., and I am SO fucking thankful that she hasn't (knock on wood!) been deployed yet, because her fully-handicapped baby daughter NEEDS HER (teh baby-daddy is SCUM), and I'll be damned if I'm burying another kid. I might not have birthed 'em but I damned sure helped raise 'em. None of these kids should be there in the firs
U R verreh welcome. So how'z da nest? Yes, I'm really up this late. When the surgery finally fixes my neck, I'll be able to sleep. But U no whut Marines say (dated 3 of 'em, DONE!) --- "sleep is for the weak" or something like that... Want your Marine to come home SOON! All of 'em, dammit. Safe, sound, and healthy.
Hi, No problem. I live in a military town so its always been in my thoughts. Hope he comes home safe and sound.
