I'm a man in Cincinnati, Ohio.
You can wish me a happy birthday on February 25th.
About Me
Back in the day when things were cool, some people called me the space cowboy, some called me the gangster of love. In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey. I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me. I like pleasure spiked with pain, and music is my aeroplane. I've been stranded in the combat zone, I walked through Bedford Stuy alone, even rode my motorcycle in the rain. I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle.
My Sites
The Onion, Fail Blog
