I'm a woman in Ohio.
You can wish me a happy birthday on July 19th.
About Me
I am being held hostage by 3 Siamese cats. Their ransom demands are as follows: 3 pounds of catnip, 5 cases of canned cat food, a private jet to a non-extradition country, and Samurai wants an American Idol audition.
They forced me to take these images as to garner more sympathy for their cause.