I'm a woman in a crop circle.
You can wish me a happy birthday on December 4th.
About Me
I like to kick cafe baristas' balls. But yeah. I'm an artist. I'm about to make my own movies. Bitchfest happens everyday at my house (we don't drink vodka here, we fight over Kahlua and White Russians instead). I hate stupid people. But I love to laugh at them (yes I'm a mean bastard but my brain software doesn't comply with governments; blame John Malkovich!)
