I'm a woman in a state of grace.
You can wish me a happy birthday on March 3rd.
About Me
Extraordinarily happily married for 18 years; older than I look, younger than I feel; lotsa tats, lotsa piercings and purple hair; some-time artist, part-time writer, full-time smart-assed sarcastic cynic...and I do it WELL. Johnny Depp & Alton Brown are my heroes. OH, LOOK! Someone's being cute! http://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-faineant/ Vous ne gagne jamais. Comprendre?
My Family
Johnny Angel (glorious husband), Daddy Dave (supersmart parental figure), Sophie (pound hound), Muerte "Hi, Morty!" (elder purr person), Kirby Scroggins (25# resident monster), Brad Majors (favorite asshole), Rita (Bernadette Peters wannabe) (sole feminine feline), andykatz (who rocks out loud) (adopted sister), tiggeez (who rocks out loud) (adopted sister), *EMAIL* (THEWinnieWonka@gmail.com)
My Sites
The LOLCAT EXAM!, multiple FP joygasms!, Yep! That's me!!