About Me
MANY THX FOR THE GREETS, MANY APOLOGIES FOR MISSED B'DAYS & STUFF. Extraordinarily happily married for 18 years; older than I look, younger than I feel; lotsa tats, lotsa piercings and purple hair; some-time artist, part-time writer, full-time smart-assed sarcastic cynic. Johnny Depp & Alton Brown are my heroes. Got something to say? Have the stones to say it to me directly and send it to THEWinnieWonka, my gmail address. I will not lie down. I will not go quietly.
My Family
Johnny Angel (glorious husband), Sophie (pound hound), Muerte "Hi, Morty!" (elder purr person), Kirby Scroggins (25# resident monster), Brad Majors (favorite asshole), Rita (Bernadette Peters wannabe) (sole feminine feline), Jack R. Sparrow (Low Rider bark baby), andykatz (who rocks out loud) (adopted sister), tiggeez (who rocks out loud) (adopted sister), GrammyOgg (Broomstick Bitch #1) (adopted sister)
My Sites
PLEASE - take the pledge!, The LOLCat Exam, multiple FP joygasms
