Harry Potter words are not valid in Scrabble. Even when Horcrux is a triple-word score. #LFMF
I had a woman pick me up with the line "I've got bacon back at my place."
My dad HATES the taste of fish, which means he doesn't get any of the great vitamins from seafood. I recently convinced him to (at least) start taking fish oil capsules for his health, by giving him a bottle of mine. I got a text today when I was leaving work: "Gonna need more fishstick pills." IMMD