basement

Maybe If I Ignore It, It'll Go Away

Do It Right Meow!

Will you promise to feed and clean after me for as long as I wish? And will you promise to always open any door when I wish? Then you may pet the cat now.

SILLYSILLYSILLY

I Can Has Washrag?

" An juss as Anna Karenikitteh wuz bout to frow self under twain , she thot ' Ai will has din-dins furst. ' So shee went home an had cheezburger an libbed happilee ebber after. De end."

When your harp suddenly disintegrates...

This is gonna be sooo Great!!!!

BASEMENT CAT

Basement Cat's Birfday

hey, at least it wasn't the bluebird of happiness!

Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.

I felt a nameless dread. Well, there probably is a long German name for it, like Geschpooklichkeit or something, but I don’t speak German. Anyway, it’s a dread that nobody knows the name for, like those little square plastic gizmos that close your bread b

You was cheated! Look! Them sheets ya buyed, ai counted teh threads, they not so meny!

...and be damned he who first cries, "Hold, enough!"

So I Had to Deal With Him

What?!? Even Kahunas hafta eat!

laundry done... i'z gotta refur da fuffy clean sheets

feline direktor idiot-proofs fotographee

It iz aginst fedurul lawz ta send ebilnesses thru teh postul serviss.

ok...I iz reddy fer vet visit now *sigh*

I Can Sense It

Sometimes, when feeling generous...

Guess who's nawty...

midnight

Ai iz BERRY Fankful.

Army bunks Have grown more comfortable in the modern age.

BLACK FRIDAY-2012

I Couldn't Help Myself

Happy HaLOLween, Cheezpeeps!!