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sifukurt

sifukurt's Lolz

  • "Given that I am infallible, I hereby declare clergy pedophilia to not be a sin, but a sacrament."

  • No one expected the combination hoochie grab and headbutt.

  • I do a BOSS impression of Emperor Palpatine. Check this...

  • Breaking News - New study shows there is no upper limit to stupidity or to bad analogies.

  • Look, Kitty. You can't all in the National Guard just because you ran out of Whisker Lickins.

  • Before you try to kiss me, I just want you to know...

  • Listen to this! I can make an AWESOME airplane noise!

  • I always knew he was retarded, but WOW...

  • RIGHTWING BLOWHARDS

  • Santa's evil brother Lester He sees you on the toilet

  • Throw ya hands in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care.

  • I seem to have got a chunk of mindless, partisan vitriol in my eye.

  • "If I have to go door to door to convince people I'm crazy as f@*k that's JUST WHAT I'LL DO!"

  • Yes, yes, it's true... I'm just as creepy as I look.

  • Hopefully they'll be too busy looking at my medals to notice I forgot to put on my pants.

  • Nice work, Kitty... How 'bout a high 5?

  • Whoooa...the graphics in this new version of Battlezone are AMAZING!!!!1!!

  • FROSTY COLD CAN OF WHOOP ASS

  • "And remember... Friday is Hawaiian shirt day."

  • "I just let a stinker. Let's move over here."

  • "I like about THIS much whiskey on my corn flakes."

  • "You'll notice that my shadow is showing where I should be kicked."

  • In my day, I'd have grabbed Kim Jong Il and kicked the crap out of him.

  • "Red rover, red rover..."

  • "Zombie eat braaaains! Oh. Wait. Nevermind."

  • "I'd like to introduce my point person on stemming the recent 'cooties' outbreaks."

  • "If Sarah Palin ever becomes Prez the first thing I do is put a gun right here."

  • "And now I'm gonna bust some dope oldschool rhymes."

  • "And to the 'you lie' douchebag over there... I am embarrassed on your behalf."

  • To get aboard this ride you must be THIS tall

 
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