The Official Motto of Our Site

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The Official Motto of Our Site
Submitted by: muriell (via cheezburger.com)
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ICHC After Dark Not everyone's cup of fucking cocoa

Only Because The Anti-Douchebag Charm Doesn't Seem To Work On You

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Only Because The Anti-Douchebag Charm Doesn't Seem To Work On You
Submitted by: Mac_Man
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You've left me no choice but to use the Cruciatus Curse on your fucking sorry ass.

Beggars Can't Be Choosers

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Beggars Can't Be Choosers
Submitted by: ljg52843
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i though we went over this shit already

ROFLRazzi After Dark: Watch Your Foul Fucking Language!

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ROFLRazzi After Dark: Watch Your Foul Fucking Language!
Submitted by: Harblz
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Profanity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers? FUCK YOU.

(Samuel L. Jackson)

Beauty Is Only a Light Switch Away

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Beauty Is Only a Light Switch Away
Submitted by: DubbleDub-AD
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Trying to drink you pretty. Gonna need a fucking keg.

Subtle, Much?

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Subtle, Much?
Submitted by: DoomieBird
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Oh for Chrissakes, Jeffrey, if you don't want to go down on me, just SAY so.

STASH THE 'NIP, DOOD!

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STASH THE 'NIP, DOOD!
Submitted by: YUNOSTFU
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OH SHIT IT'S THE COPS! DRIVE MAN, FUCKIN DRIVE!!!