Shall never relinquish thee Shall never betray thee Shall never make haste in all directions And cause thee harm
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shall never relinquish thee shall never betray thee shall never make haste in all directions and cause thee harm

In the manner most like that of an employer
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In the manner most like that of an employer

Shag the lot of you.... I shall return forthwith to my domicile.
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Shag the lot of you... I shall return forthwith to my domicile.

Pantaloons on the pavement Pantaloons on the pavement Thou resemblest an idiot with thy pantaloons on the pavement
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Pantaloons on the pavement. Pantaloons on the pavement. Thou resemblest an idiot with thy pantaloons on the pavement.

When faced with a dilemma between your closest male companions and ladies of questionable morals Always choose the former
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When faced with a dilemma between your closest male companions and ladies of questionable morals always choose the former.

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Forsooth, I declare that I am a cattle herder. Upon mechanical equine I traverse and I am required by law enforcement whether my heart be beating or not.
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Forsooth, I declare that I am a cattle herder. Upon mechanical equine I traverse and I am required by law enforcement whether my heart be beating or not.